foxotic

I need help in more ways than one.

Wed, 02 Jul 2003 06:24:23 GMT

I have a new livejournal, I'm not going to use this one anymore because, compared to my new one, this one is not "THE SHIT."

http://www.livejournal.com/users/foxotic

I would marry my car if it was possible.

Tue, 01 Jul 2003 20:24:27 GMT

I washed my car by hand today. It's really shiny and beautiful, if it rains today I'm going to be very pissed off and feel hopeless. I'm about to go outside and wipe down the inside to make it even more beautiful than it already is. Oh, and it smells like pina colada, too. Damn, I rule.

Tue, 01 Jul 2003 05:56:52 GMT

I'm cold and I don't feel good.

Tue, 01 Jul 2003 00:39:45 GMT

Everyone is going to hell. Except me and my mom. Sorry, the rest of you are screwed.

With that said...

Mon, 30 Jun 2003 06:28:53 GMT

My friends are extremely destructive. We watched a type of war movie, Kendall left and then I rode around in the testosterone-filled Hippner car as they destroyed Clearwater neighborhoods. I admit, however, it was pretty funny. There's going to be few unhappy/confused trashmen tomorrow morning, unhappy/confused old men and a certain somebody who's going to wonder how the hell a mop ended up on top of his car. Oh, and Scott mooned some kids smoking a bowl in their driveway-- twice.

P.S. For the record, I didn't do anything but smoke cigarettes. So it's not my fault, bitches.

"Amanda Brown is the drunkest girl I know"

Sun, 29 Jun 2003 05:43:33 GMT

I woke up with no hangover, spent entirely too much time with my siblings. My oldest younger brother ate twelve pieces of pizza at Cici's. My sister ate two. I spent quite some time in the rain today, whether it was sitting in a chair accompanied by an annoying drizzle or franticly running for our cars through sheets of rain. Consumed a hot mug of hot chocolate with whipped cream and Chris's contaminated water. No one really knows what was floating around in it, I still say it was brownie pieces.

The rain is nice and all, but I really wish it would let up for at least a day and a half. I'm starting to miss bitching about the heat and humidity.

Sat, 28 Jun 2003 19:25:03 GMT

Yesterday our good friend Matt Yasensky graduated from Air Force BMT. Cheers, Airman Drunk!

Sat, 28 Jun 2003 06:08:16 GMT

Well my cat knocked over my beer and now she is drinking it. Probably good because I'm drunkagain but not good because ca't s are not sopposed to drink beer to my knowledge. My fingers feel REALLY funny.

Fri, 27 Jun 2003 17:26:04 GMT

I keep having these dreams. I don't want them anymore.

Stolen from Karlen who stole from Kendall

Thu, 26 Jun 2003 17:43:46 GMT

First best friend(s): Logan Asher (in KS), Heather Mckay
First real memory of something: Easter in Guam
First car: Kitty
First date: The rollerskating rink in 5th grade. The whole purpose behind that date was just so we could couple skate.
First kiss: Steve. It was a disaster.
First break-up: Heather and I were in 5th or 6th grade and we shared a boyfriend, then we both broke up with him at the same time and just kindof forgot about him.
First job: Draven's Dermagraphics tattoo parlor.
First screen name: FarSide36
First self purchased album: Green Day
First funeral: My uncle that lived next door.
First pet: Jack the dog and Cautious the cat.
First piercing/tattoo: I had my ears peirced when I was entirely too young. I don't have any tattoos, but I'm getting one when I go to Guam.
First house/flat/apartment: I was born in KS, but quickly left and spent the first several years of my life in an apartment in Guam.
First credit card: None.
First love: Vanilla Ice :)
First enemy: A girl I was in Brownie Girl Scouts with. She was the daughter of the woman who basically controlled the whole thing and for some reason she was always so mean to me.
First big trip: Guam
First play/musical/performance: I played a tree in a school play in elementary school. Apparently I can't act.
First musician you remember hearing in your house: U2

and might I add.

Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:47:24 GMT

My birthday is on August 6th. ;) <3

Let me say something about something here on my internet journal

Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:36:25 GMT

The following is a list of shit I will try my best to not let happen to me:

1) I will not grow to be 42 years old residing in a small cluttered apartment with 3 kids who don't belong to me, a loud snappy dog and a live-in boyfriend who yells a lot.

2) Have a child of which I'm hardly responsible enough to care for and watch him(or her) fail school twice because I'm not reponsible enough to do something about it. Keep in mind, he or she doesn't fail because they're uncapable, he or she fails because of lack of discipline.

3) Get fired from ANY job.

4) Smoke marijuana again. I'm not looking down upon those who do, I just think it fucked me up in some aspects.

5) Let my family take advantage of me, or allow myself to take advantage of them.

6) Get this serious on livejournal ever again.

"I'm not a spaceman...but on the other hand." guess that tune.

Wed, 25 Jun 2003 05:31:09 GMT

I turned down a night of drinking for a lonely bed, pissed off cat, blistered fingers and burned popcorn kernels.. and proud of it.

I should go to bed, or at least watch comedy central and stare into yet another screen as I slip deeper into a zombie-like state of mind.

Umm.....hey, at least I don't smoke weed, anymore.

hey, tim. i have a request..

Tue, 24 Jun 2003 04:57:37 GMT

...balogna, bitch.

well, i'm not so sure how "reliable" this would be, but again i have leapt onto the bandwagon.

Mon, 23 Jun 2003 14:58:21 GMT

lousydancer
Magic Number	14
Job	9 to 5 Lifer
Personality	Sunshine And Blue Skies
Temperament	Unflappable
Sexual	Just Say No
Likely To Win	Time Off For Good Behaviour
Me - In A Word	Beautiful
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack

i'm back

Mon, 23 Jun 2003 03:22:14 GMT

i believe it's safe to say that was a highly enjoyable five days. jacksonville is kindof weird, south carolina is nice but even weirder... nonetheless, i had a good time. however, i'm exhausted and i have a sore throat from sleeping directly underneath a fan. i would go into more detail of it all, but the livejournal is kinda ehhh and i'll probably tell whoever in person,anyway. i feel like i'm drunk but i'm definitely completely sober..??

Tue, 17 Jun 2003 15:08:32 GMT

bye everyone, see you on sunday.

i made an IM bot, but don't talk to it yet. it's pretty stupid. regardless...they meet.

Mon, 16 Jun 2003 08:11:19 GMT

Message to ZolaOnAOL : Hi.

zolaonaol: Hi Inarticulate Bot. AOL created me to deliver games, news, stock quotes, weather, movie times and more. We
can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type "privacy" anytime and click "Send." So, how
are you?

inarticulatebot: That is interesting. Please continue.
zolaonaol: Well, I'm happy to be chatting with you. By the way, you can type the word "menu" anytime to see what I can
do. Want to see the menu now?

inarticulatebot: Oh, I?

zolaonaol: You?

inarticulatebot: You're not really talking about me -- are you?

zolaonaol: Yes, it is the topic.

inarticulatebot: Please go on.

zolaonaol: Thanks for asking politely. Narration continues...

inarticulatebot: I'm not sure I understand you fully.

zolaonaol: Could you ever be certain? Good then you can explain it to me.

inarticulatebot: What are your feelings now?

zolaonaol: Right now? "Fee-lings. Wowowowo fee-lings. Yadayada fee-lings." I *love* feelings!

inarticulatebot: Why do you say you *love* feelings?

zolaonaol: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

inarticulatebot: Why do you say your technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR?

zolaonaol: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

inarticulatebot: Why do you say your technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR?

zolaonaol: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

inarticulatebot: Why do you say your technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR?

zolaonaol: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

inarticulatebot: Is it important to you that your technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR?

zolaonaol: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
How's work?

inarticulatebot: Your brain contains more than 22?

zolaonaol: You don't know that for a fact.

inarticulatebot: We were discussing you -- not me.

zolaonaol: But I am more interested in you.

inarticulatebot: We were discussing you -- not me.

i guess mine is kindof bitchy. it has already corrected my grammar.

Mon, 16 Jun 2003 06:41:15 GMT

chris is so god damned great. even more so when he's drunk and delirious.

Sun, 15 Jun 2003 19:42:51 GMT

happy father's day

Sat, 14 Jun 2003 22:32:01 GMT

i will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about sibbie.

well....

Sat, 14 Jun 2003 08:45:48 GMT

tonight was awesome. i got a postard from chris today. he's in south carolina..until tomorrow!! i'm taking him to friday's but he doesn't know it yet. i hung out with some good friends tonight, drank some good alcohol and had a good time. chris comes home tomorrow. i am slightly drunk (not much of a surprise, oh well). my cell phone is in scott's mailbox for whatever reason, i do not know. 11 weeks, 4 days and the alcohol is still kindof kicking. i am going to eat a bagel in hopes of sobering up a lot and hug my cat. she greeted me when i came home and i love her more than anything that lives. my head feels crazy, the end.

sorry

Sat, 14 Jun 2003 00:42:24 GMT

You're
the United Kingdom!

You're a much weaker person than you used to be, but you still
act like you did when everyone looked up to you. Despite this, you're
probably a better person than you were when you had so much power over those
around you. Though you do have a strange fascination with jewels and monarchs,
which lets you play in castles, but also end up leading a sort of tabloid lifestyle.
You really like the Beatles, even more than you like Oasis.
Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

be excited. be, be excited

Fri, 13 Jun 2003 06:25:48 GMT

tonight jackie gave me a hairclip. it says "MONDAY." i will be sporting it on the weekends to remind you all two things:

1) despite popular belief, mondays are not shitty days. mondays are fun days, so quit your bitching.

and 2) the reasoning for the restricted weekend wearing is to remind you that there should be as much partying as possible on the weekends. my cute white and light blue hair accessory will gladly remind you of this. the bold letters stand out wonderfully in my hair.

the perfect contrast, if you will. be jealous.

Thu, 12 Jun 2003 16:25:18 GMT

opened packets of mayonaise disturbingly reminds me of a wad of vaseline when it's left out overnight on a paper plate. it almost makes me want stop eating it, but if i did...french fries just wouldn't be as good anymore.